Friday 2 November 2012

On the Origin of Smartphones by Means of Natural Selection




Consequently, there is a frequently recurring struggle for existence, it follows that any being, if it vary however slightly in any manner profitable to itself, under the complex and sometimes varying conditions of life, will have a better chance of surviving, and thus be naturally selected – Charles Darwin 

When the original iPhone debuted in 2007 it changed everything. I think it’s safe to say that its introduction was the first truly revolutionary smartphone device. However, despite how every manufacturer and their dog now likes the throw the R word around (Apple themselves more guilty than most), it seems the original iPhone was also the last of its kind.

By the time the iPhone 4 came around, Apple had a firm grip on not only the fiscal market but also the imagination and adoration of countless tech enthusiasts and status seeking hipsters. It was delivering a product that each time came with a promise of striking design and unparalleled functionality. It was delivering something that worked and worked well and for a time it was exciting. The company isolated itself from the competition; subconsciously reassuring consumers that its products were a treat for the elite and that they themselves stood separate from those other manufacturers who scrabbled and clawed in the dirt for scraps of the market that Apple would no doubt in time convert.

This was their position and it seemed to be working wondrously. However it seems their hubris led the Cupertino conglomerate to become almost stagnant in their quest for perfecting the human/computer interface and even after the reveal of the iPhone 4’s incredible design and screen technology, they could surely hear the footsteps of strange little green robots all about them.

These little green robots, these “Androids” were nothing more than a nuisance, surely. How could they hope to compete with the mighty Apple in the arena that they had renovated to such a degree they would claim to have built it from scratch?  Impossible? Improbable? 

This survival of the fittest, which I have here sought to express in mechanical terms, is that which Mr. Darwin has called 'natural selection', or the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life. – Herbert Spencer 

But the little green robots were growing, and they were learning and they were doing this at an alarming rate. Soon enough Apple would find themselves surrounded by their enemies and standing on the other side of a line they themselves had drawn. The Androids were quick to understand and adapt, to learn from their mistakes (and there were many.) They were able to do this so quickly and so forcefully because within their overpopulated fraternity there was something that Apple had always lacked, there was competition.

This healthy competition between manufactures led to opportunities to expand and explore. Maybe phones could have bigger screens? Maybe they could have faster processors? Maybe game pads, styluses, widgets and more? There was nothing to stay their imagination for they had to do something different, something drastic to simply survive. Still however, even with their enemies at the gate, Apple were not so easily frightened. But they were roused.

In their minds at least they still confidently believed that they were the best and not even a robot with a sweet tooth could alter that paradigm. Apple became angry, petulant almost and thought that if they couldn’t punish the Android’s seemingly mechanical approach to imagination, they would punish their perceived inspiration. How dare the little green men enter the arena and attempt to compete with the mighty Apple. There was a line and it wasn’t to be crossed so easily. In an attempt to keep the segregation alive, Apple took the Androids before a judge and cried ‘plagiarism.’ It’s a move that although not entirely unfounded has corrupted the market to this day with the consumer becoming collateral damage that is all too easily accepted. However fight as they might, it was too late. The Android movement was no longer mere rebel skirmishes. It had become an all-out civil war.

Google introduced two incredible weapons in quick succession; Ice Cream Sandwich and later, Jellybean. Their OS had evolved. The Androids had become self-aware and only now is the iPhone beginning to look in the mirror feel aged; only now in the wake of its unrelenting opponent can it see that since its 2007 revolution, very little has changed.

The iPhone has always set its own bar. It hasn’t ever been concerned with anything outside of its own aspirations. Google’s Android however seems to have no bar and is content with devouring brothers and enemies alike in order to keep reaching further. One was raised caged in a zoo, pampered and aided with little need for panic. The other was raised in a jungle, hungry and afraid with its champions being naturally selected.

Only the strong survive and it seems that for the very first time, the balance of power is shifting.

Tuesday 30 October 2012

More thoughts on Google's new Nexus line up

Morning all.

It's Monday and I'm tired. I'm so tired in fact that I'm thinking of quitting my job just so I don't have to go in today. I'll likely regret it a few hours later but it's a risk I'm willing to take. Meh.

Anyway, on to more interesting fare. Despite Sandy's best efforts Google still managed to showcase it's latest Nexus line up yesterday and I'm sure if you look anywhere on the net you'll find heaps of information concerning the newly revealed Nexus 4 and Nexus 10. Naturally, being a phone groupie and all, I approached near completion (eww) upon seeing video footage of the devices, especially the Nexus 10 tablet, which at $100 cheaper than the iPad 4 in the US (Likely to be somewhat similarly competitively priced here in the UK) will 100% be my tablet of choice going forward.

I was also all fired up to purchase the Nexus 4 as well but since yesterday I've had a little time to let my excitement temper itself. This is a classic example of a device I want but don't need. Let me just state now that this has nothing to do with the phones lack of and LTE radio. While this may be a major blow for some people I live in the UK where LTE has literally just rolled out and doesn't look set to see widespread availability any time soon (For more on why the Nexus 4 lacks an LTE radio you guys should read an article called Slow Lane by The Verge's Dieter Bohn and Nilay Patel which offers incredible insight into the situation.)

The Nexus 4 is undoubtedly a beauteous, marvel of a phone but I currently rock a GSM Galaxy Nexus and let me tell you, she isn't don't with me yet. My nexus is indeed rooted, running only a stock ROM. It is however boasting the revered Franco Kernal that coupled with Jelly Bean's Project Butter means that the thing absolutely flies. Also while I know the screen is no longer head of the pack it's far from as antiquated as many tech enthusiasts would have you believe.

What I'm trying to say is while I'm certain that the Nexus 4 is an improvement over my current daily driver in every way conceivable, for somebody like me who doesn't exactly have cash to burn it's an update I can happily afford to miss. Especially considering that with my current Nexus I'll still be able to enjoy all the goodies Android 4.2 has to offer when it arrives. Now if you don't currently have a Nexus phone and you're due for an upgrade then I'd advise you consider the Nexus 4. There are a plethora of great devices currently available and on the horizon so the choice is yours but this would be my recommendation to you. What Google is doing at the moment is just more exciting than it's rivals and something you would not regret being a part of. I don't want to devalue the strides Microsoft are currently making but I think they need to find they're feet first in today's mobile space before we see something truly special emerge from Windows Phone 8 or Windows RT.

Anyway that's enough for today. I'm off to quit my job. Until next time.

Monday 29 October 2012

The Nexus 4 and the Nexus 10. I hate memes but....


Okay so if you're as obsessed with mobile technologies as I am you've likely already seen the incredible video documentaries posted by The Verge earlier today in relation to evolution of Google Now's voice search efforts and of course the highly anticipated new nexus devices, the Nexus 4 and the Nexus 10.

Now I have to admit I was a little hesitant when I first learned that LG would indeed be the company behind the next Nexus phone considering that I've been burned by those b*sterds in the past however when I sat and thought about it for a second it dawned on me that the idea of having LG's admittedly beefy hardware specs and Google's stock Android experience could prove to be a match made in geek heaven (That's a real place.)


The actual device itself looks incredibly polished and well manufactured yet still retains the classic Nexus monolithic design. It's sports a 4.7 IPS+ Display at 1280x768, 1.5GHz quad-core Snapdragon S4 Pro processor, Gorilla Glass 2 (front and back), 8MP camera, wireless charging and Android 4.2. I won't lie to you. I want one.




The highlight of these videos however (at least for me) was the reveal of the Nexus 10 tablet developed by Google in conjunction with hardware partners Samsung. This thing looks absolutely gorgeous and is the Android tablet I've been waiting for. The screen resolution is an awe-inspiring 2560x1600....

...Yup. You read correctly.

And underneath the hood is the lightning fast Samsung Exynos 5 5250 chip.

#Drool

If I haven't made it clear already. I'm excited. Very. Very. Very excited. It's great to see just how passionate Matias Duarte and the rest of the Google crew are about these new innovations and they manage to convey their elation without plonking themselves in front of a white background and pontificating endlessly about the minor steps forward they've taken in order to try and sell you what is essentially the same product...*cough*...Apple...*cough* *cough*.

Anyway. Enough of my rambling. Check out the links below for the full interviews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-4uMQqerA&feature=g-user-u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtudZl5mzM&feature=g-user-u

Thursday 6 September 2012

Windows Phone Gr8!!

Yesterday I subjected my patience and calm to the internet equivalent of Chinese water torture by sitting through an interminable live stream of Nokia’s highly anticipated Windows Phone 8 line up debut. Was it worth all the buffering, page refreshing and stop-starting?

In a word. 

F*CK YEAH! 

Okay, two words.

So there I was, at my desk at work, past the point of caring whether or not my supervisor could see my screen or not and strapping myself in for what turned out to be an even more exciting product reveal than I expected. Stephen Elop and crew really showed their ambition with this one and it does seem as if the Nokia/Microsoft partnership may just bear some sophisticated and highly profitable fruit.

Nokia debuted both the Lumia 820 and the Lumia 920 as expected, and my, what pretty devices, the 920 in particular. Gotta say. Loving the yellow guys. Luh-ving the yellow!

The Lumia 920 sports a  4.5 inch HD+ curved glass display with a resolution of 768 x 1280 (They’re calling it PureMotion HD+…because they can I guess), a 1.5GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon S4 dual core processor, a 2000 mAh battery, an 8 megapixel Pureview shooter, wireless charging and without a doubt most importantly of all, GLOVE COMPATIBILITY BITCHES!!

Dude this is huge for me! A major pet peeve of mine in regards to touchscreens in general was the need to remove your pinky from the snugness of a glove as blistering winds howled down from the mountain-tops and licked your flesh with the promise of frostbite just so you could cut the goddamn rope! Okay so there may not be any mountains in London but you get where I’m coming from. It’s a wonderful innovation and one that I assumed would have simply been overlooked. I guess that’s why they make the tech and I write the blog.

All in all it was a great day for Nokia, Microsoft and Windows Phone 8. My only real criticism with the event was the complete lack of an ETA and pricing for the devices. It kind of makes the entire reveal a little redundant as it serves to illustrate a lack of intent from a company supposedly committed to taking a final stab at the mobile market and developing a global fan base of loyal consumers.

Nevertheless, Nokia have revealed two great flagship devices that could see them catapult to the top of an ever more competitive market. Will the timing of the announcement prove controversial considering those other guys are set to strut their stuff next week. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Sayōnara

Wednesday 5 September 2012

Long awaited In- Depth Samsung Galaxy Note 2 review!!!




It’s a slightly taller, slightly wider Galaxy S3. It has a pen thingy.

Time of the month. iPhone 5 and Nokia's Windows Phone 8


It’s going to be a busy month. Apple look set to launch the new iPhone and although I personally am not a huge fan of the company as a whole I’m hoping they can at least pull something entirely unforeseen out of the bag, for theatricality’s sake at least.

I mean what I’ve seen thus far is nothing short of underwhelming. iOS 6…I mean…really?....that’s it? And as for that mock up design demonstrated in a recent video on tech nirvana The Verge, well, the less said about that particular disappointment the better. Don’t get me wrong I wasn’t expecting any radical changes design-wise but I can’t help but feel a little deflated. Let’s hope those guys got their intel wrong on that one.

But hey, do not mistake me for a dead-eyed cynic. I’d love nothing more than for Apple to prove me wrong here. Innovation is always great for the field (as is competition by the way Apple….just so you know…) so here’s to my naivety showing and here’s to Apple shocking the world with a time-travelling super-phone that cooks omelettes and cure’s cancer. But come on people, I can’t be the only person out there that has the sneaking suspicion that these guys have run out of ideas. Google have refined the user experience wonderfully with their Jelly Bean update making the system far more enjoyable to use than iOS and the likes of Samsung continue to up the stakes in the field of sheer power and hardware (if not build quality.)

Apple will really have to pull something out of the bag on the 12th of September. Something with more stomach than Facetime, Siri or a simply a prettier screen. Something, dare I say it, revolutionary. Whether they can or not…..well…we’ll have to wait and see.

Also I’d be amiss if I didn’t mention the highly anticipated iPad mini right!?........*silence*……..Now that that’s done we can move on.

On the other end of the spectrum Nokia look set to come out guns’a’blazin’ with the Lumia 820 and the Lumia 920, the first in their range of Windows 8 devices. I’ve always wanted to love windows phone and Nokia have a special place in my heart seeing as a Nokia 3210 was the first mobile I ever owned and one of the best! I played around with the Lumia 900 and couldn’t help but think that with a little refinement and little time Microsoft would have something truly special in their arsenal. The OS is an absolute joy to use and something incredibly refreshing in today’s market however I couldn’t get on board with the screen resolution and the dire/expensive market place. The design of the Lumia 900 itself though is phenomenal and judging from leaked pictures (yes, okay, again from The Verge) it’s great to see that Nokia have applied that wondrous unibody to its new line up and from what we can see it looks thinner and even sexier than before!

Also said to support high resolution screens, multiple core processors and wireless charging these phones are set to be great flagships for Windows phone 8 if no doubt underappreciated by the mass market in general. Apple’s new iPhone is dropping and It’s hard to compete with a company that has that kind of influence on the general public but hey, I know who I’m rooting for!.....well….until the next Nexus phone :)

Peace and love!

Tuesday 3 July 2012

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year!.....sort of


It's been years since I've had that 'Christmas Eve' feeling. You know that build up of anticipation so mammoth that you almost feel constipated with joy, a wondrous and…disturbing sensation. You know when you’re so eager to rip the wrapping off of your presents like some kind of rabid, angry badger that you inadvertently take your first foray into field of Stasis research by attempting to fall asleep at 3pm so that you might wake up at 9 the next morning and successfully have cheated both time and space. Those were the days.

As I said it’s been a while since I experienced that feeling, however after watching a video by MKBHD (check out this dude’s Youtube Channel. Seriously. He is on point) showing off the latest features of Android 4.1 Jellybean, that familiar sensation of orgasmic relief/lead pipe to the sternum returned and nestled itself firmly in the pit of my gut.

I sat, wide-eyed at my computer, a drooling idiot so fascinated by what he was seeing that all other sensory functions simply ceased. It was like the first time I saw the Matrix or that video with the Chimpanzee riding on a segway.

Project Butter; a concept, surely inconceivable on an Android device! But wait. No. There it is. Fluidity. Smoothness. Grace.

Google Search; a voice activated search engine that whilst being less conversational, is faster, more intuitive and more natural in it’s robotic vocal tones than Siri and unceremoniously dumps all over S Voice.

Google Now; a set of cards riddled with independently gathered information about YOU that is so eerily perceptive it would have George Orwell spinning in his urn!

Also there’s more. Little things. Flashes of brilliances and fine tuning. Needless to say I needed Android 4.1 Jellybean and I needed it yesterday! Without a moments hesitation I broke the vow that I swore never to unlock the bootloader and root my Galaxy Nexus and went about flashing the leaked Jellybean ROM to my device and suddenly, it all made sense. It all became clear.

I finally understood why in 1965, a little known rock outfit called the Rolling Stones (you’ve probably never heard of them) were unable to ‘get no satisfaction.’ Because back then, there was no Android 4.1 Jellybean!

In my opinion this update, although seemingly incremental, is the most important in the history of the Google OS. Android now matches iOS for both fluidity and functionality and pretty much surpasses it in all other areas save perhaps for ease of use and the app store, and in regards to the latter, it’s gaining, and quickly.

4.1 Jellybean is a joy to use and it has granted new life to my Nexus whilst at the same time reinforcing the fact that the Nexus line is the most future proof of all Android devices. Instant updates as they are released by Google are something that, for me at least, beats out the likes of quad core processors and beats audio.

The Samsung Galaxy Nexus coupled with Android 4.1 Jellybean easily makes for the best device I’ve ever used and one that I plan to enjoy until I get an almightly hankering for a slice of Key Lime Pie!

 Jellybean will be officially be rolling out for the Galaxy Nexus, Nexus S and Motorola Xoom (Uhm..okay) in mid July. You can also grab the brand new Nexus 7 tablet now and experience the awesome sexytime of it all for yourself.

Until next time. Merry Christmas!